I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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