I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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