What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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