so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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