is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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