Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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