with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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