no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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