His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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