How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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