does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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