They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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