ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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