Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Your penis caused this!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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