just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I feel like a drive thru vagina
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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