so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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