There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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