you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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