i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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