Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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