This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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