I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I wish there were birth control emojis
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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