brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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