you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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