Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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