Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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