I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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