Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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