Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
you had me at cake vodka
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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