So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Two words: blizzard sex
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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