Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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sex in a hospital.. check
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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