I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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