Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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