I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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