Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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