Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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