At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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