I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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