Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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