After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
