part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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