I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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