this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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