I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Randomize
