it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
