dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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