I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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