quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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