But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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