i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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