Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
i out mim tonsoeep
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