I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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