FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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