Hey man sorry I got all grabby
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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