i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
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I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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