are you still at the devil's house?
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more