Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis