Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her