I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it